Wednesday, March 5, 2008

WHY OH WHY

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished?


Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

Why is it you have a "pair" of pants

and only one bra?

Why do people go to Burger King and Order a Double Whopper with a Large French Fry

and insist on getting a Diet Coke?

Why is there only one Monopolies commission?
Why do ballet dancers always dance on their toes? Wouldn't it be easier to just hire taller dancers?

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

Why is a carrot more orange

than an orange?

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
Why do we go under over-passes and over under-passes?

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?




5 comments:

Unknown said...

LOL! very funny...and it's all true!

Littletime said...

Those are all so true Why oh Why , I just don't know...

Helen said...

I love that and it is so true. What a world!

Chelsey said...

You never think about those things until you read that!

Hacking it up said...

Truly we live in a world with dizzying intellect....